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After a hearty session of outdoor sex, the cougar sends her prey on his way, only to catch him another day. Bill has been working late and trying to provide for AJ, but his over exhaustion leaves him too worn out to fulfill her sexual needs.

She decides to force his hand by making him think she's cheating on him, thinking that jealousy will get her the hard fucking her pussy craves. She’s been cheating on her husband for some time now, and with her co-worker Ryan, no less.

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